BRITTANY: Emotionally arrested, will do anything to get attention - proof positive that Brittanies (unlike Labs) have no pride
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The original dumb blond, and an "accidental pet" - 95% of all golden owners believed they were buying a yellow Lab.
POINTER: "Where's the bird? I wanna see a bird. Where's a bird? Gotta be a bird in here." Needs Prozac dog bones.
GERMAN SHORTHAIR: Misplaced sense of superiority; inside they know they're just dachshunds with legs.